Everybody knows and enjoys the wit and humor of Jeff Dunham and his comical puppet known as Achmed the dead terrorist. He has been entertaining folks around the world for many years now and he has become among the greatest selling all time comical geniuses - ever! Below are some of fictional facts about our dear old Achmed. Enjoy the fun and ideally it Will put a smile on your face.
When Achmed the dead terrorist was born the doctor said "Holy Mother Mary" and Achmed looked up at the doctor and said "Silence! I Kill You!". Can you imagine that?
Did you know when Achmed went to school for the first time he asked the teacher if his class mates were his 72 virgins. When the teacher replied no, Achmed said that he cannot be in heaven then. This is obviously in reference to how he addresses the people at his shows. Another incredible fact is that Achmed's favorite computer game is the 1980's classic known as Bomb-jack.
Lots of people won't know this, but Ahmed the dead terrorist is in fact a homosexual terrorist. He freely admits to enjoying his intimate relationship with Jeff Dunham when Jeff does his ventriloquist "act" on Achmed. You'll notice this when you see his eye brows raise each time, and that is why Jeff is always smiling too! Hmm. Besides this, Achmed is currently doing training to become a member of the United States Army to toughen himself up for actual life.
Below are some more irrelevant points for you to consider. Achmed used to weigh four hundred pounds in weight before his unfortunate accident where he sustained his so called flesh wound. It is not an accident he wants to discuss and he much prefers this slimmed down version of himself. Many of you won't know, but Achmed is actually not a dead terrorist. It is all a case of mistaken identity. He used to work for a superstore chain filling up the shelves in the evenings but one hot summers day he dropped a little soda and things went wrong, after which he opened one of the bottles and there was one powerful explosion.
Achmed also loves horse riding. In fact he loves nothing more than getting on the back of his ex-race horse named "Jeffus Dunhammus", and taking him for a gallop across the open country side across the riverside. Achmed loves a good horror movie. His favorites are creepy ghostly films, but he ends up having to share the couch with a bag of potato chips and a cheese dip. He says that the films are terrifying.
Finally, Achmed has a pet poodle dog. It is a little white one with a fluffy white tail. He calls it Coco and is five years old. Achmed the dead terrorist is basically from East Germany. He studied law and English for 3 years before becoming a cheese maker at a nearby farm. Before his new found fame, Achmed the dead terrorist never intended on becoming a comedian. He was working a cleaning shift at the theater just minding his business when Jeff Dunham entered and complained that one of his other puppets named Bubba J had called in ill that day and would not be able to go on stage all week. Well when Jeff Dunham say Achmed, Achmed smiled, and well, the rest is history. Jeff's had his hand firmly up Achmed's derriere ever since!
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